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My pirate name is:
Black Morty Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
My Grandfather, Mortimer J. Gleason, would be so PROUD...and amused! ROFL