A spanking! A spanking!

[willowoak]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cmyriam (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave fairyceltic a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In February thicknwild and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I punched teenybeans in the arm (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5085 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, willowoak

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