Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I helped [livejournal.com profile] rhiastarr hide a body (-173 points). In March on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] meadmaker (-10 points). Last month I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] veshengri's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1247 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
willowoak

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Actually, I think I should get plus points for helping to hide the body. And the porn. *snerk*
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