A spanking! A spanking! And then...the Oral Sex!

[willowoak]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I helped rhiastarr hide a body (-173 points). In March on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for meadmaker (-10 points). Last month I put gum in veshengri's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1247 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, willowoak

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Actually, I think I should get plus points for helping to hide the body. And the porn. *snerk*